Tastely

Stop shipping slop.

Paste your homepage. Get a prioritized fix list โ€” not vague advice.

The web learned to ship. Nobody learned to judge.

Every week, thousands of sites launch with the same gradients, the same hero metrics, the same purple chatbot energy. AI made publishing effortless โ€” and taste optional. Tastely exists because someone has to say what's slop and what's worth keeping.

What a critique looks like

Findings pinned to the page โ€” not vague โ€œmake it pop,โ€ but exactly where the slop lives and how to fix it.

relay.app

4 findings ยท prioritized

68/100

Needs work

Same product. Different verdict.

Drag the handle to compare relay.app before and after critique โ€” same workflow tool, rebuilt with hierarchy that holds up.

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  • Before

    Peak AI slop

    Gradient text, hero metrics, glass cards, emoji features, and a chatbot bubble.

  • Drag

    Same frame, stripped

    Same nav, same product UI โ€” see what Tastely removes and what it keeps.

  • After

    Believable product

    Serif headline, live app UI, status badges, and calm social proof.